At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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