he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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