How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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