I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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