Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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