Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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