Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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