508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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