Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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