You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Is Oprah even human
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
