It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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