Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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