Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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