I will die if light touches me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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