is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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