The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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