I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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