Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Randomize
