They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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