Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She's the barista slut.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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