is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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