so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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