you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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