Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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