We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize