But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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