I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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