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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
this is an emotional support booty call
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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