i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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