Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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