He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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