She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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