i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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