I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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