Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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