piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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