They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
These tits shall not be calmed
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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