I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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