she was so not down for the gang bang
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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