is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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