i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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