I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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