Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm both gender and math confused
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