I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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