WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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