you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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