I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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