the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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