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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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