We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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