id be glad to
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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