Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.

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(760): View more from California

My pussy is not your playground.

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(785): View more from Kansas

it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?

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(406): View more from Montana

I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot

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(214): View more from Texas

L'Shannah Tovah!

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Whats that? My new stripper name?

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(646): View more from New York

he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.

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