So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My pussy is not your playground.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Whats that? My new stripper name?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.