Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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