We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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