I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me