Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.