Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child